Does it kind of get you down that these days, American news doesn't dwell on "things of tiny consequence", like how people will just find jobs that don't exist as more are cut, or how in December 2010 China and Russia got the world to dump the USA dollar as world standard, or that the response that cures everything for everyone from Clinton through Obama is: "Build more roads, build more houses, fund unaccredited/non-public "college" such as degrees in gaming, hand out Socialist life packages to favored collectives, cut off the rest and raise costs?".

Well, here's something that's SURE to lift your spirits!

 

See, if'n we kin lower thet thar ree-verse morgue-edge age to 55 or perhaps 35, ala Canada, and as promised by Barack (Popular With Puerto Ricans) Obama to Puerto Rico recently, then it don't matter none that no matter how much you HGTV-ify your home but values keep dropping...you puppies are gittin' a-skeered about yer next meal, and won't it be great that you might be able to get deflated pennies on the dollar for your shrinking-value house?

 

See, THAT's what politically correct, progressive people do: ignore there's a problem, ignore those who claim they have any, and cover them over with: A) "permanent refugees" handed all life costs without need to work or engage in commerce, and are controllable with laws that make parking tickets ejectable offenses; and B) lingering dinosaurs who think they should be allowed to work or have a trade, who can be controlled by laws equating urinating in a forest on a cold night with sex offense, and who can be cut off from all assistance allowing them to tread water when really no one intends many will ever need education, physical fitness, or economic application again.